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(216): View more from Ohio

Someone shit on the floor

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(361): View more from Texas

I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.

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(937): View more from Ohio

We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve

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(510): View more from California

You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying

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(706): View more from Georgia

Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.

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(801): View more from Utah

Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?

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(+61): View more from Australia

Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT

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(301): View more from Maryland

Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!

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