if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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