She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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