Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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