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(864): View more from South Carolina

he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason

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(979): View more from Texas

his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.

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(440): View more from Ohio

So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.

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(253): View more from Washington

I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.

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(801): View more from Utah

I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child

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(905): View more from Ontario

My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"

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