There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
