I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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