Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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