Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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