I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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