Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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