we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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