everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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