Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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