Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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