it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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