But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
North Korea, Best Korea!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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