No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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