do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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