We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
