I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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