No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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