You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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