Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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