The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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