So drunk its hurt
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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