Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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