Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
