Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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