**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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