i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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