Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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