that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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