Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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