# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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