anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
