I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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