from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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