nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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