Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
