two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
two words: eviction party
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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