Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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