if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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