YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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