My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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