I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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