I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
