I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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