So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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