yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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